Top 10 Do not's while driving

The following are a list of things that I believe no one should do while driving or otherwise:

1. Do not read a novel, work proposal, or any othe form of material while driving a vehicle in TRAFFIC.
2. Do not put on your makeup, brush your teeth while driving in traffic
3. Do not allow me to repeat this one DO NOT change your clothes while your vehicle is going 60 mph on the freeway with traffic ahead of you. Um Hello there's traffic and did I mention people are going to be around you.
4. Do not think you have the right of way when you have a red light and think you can still turn left ON RED!
5. Do not watch your dvd player while driving.
6. Do not cross over from the carpool lane into the fast lane because its going slow; you cause not one but two accidents.
7. Do not feed you newborn from the front seat. Pull your ass over.
8. Do not have a picnic in your car with your family while driving.
9. Do not blog on your computer while driving.
10. Do not TALK ON YOUR CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING.
11. Bonus*-THERE IS NO ABSOLUTELY NO WAY YOU SHOULD DRINK THEN GET INTO A CAR AND DRIVE

Let me know what you think or if you have anything to add. We all see crazy things on the road that men and women should not be doing. Do you do any of these things? Comment and let me know.